Are you there Vodka? It's me, Chelsea

Are you there Vodka? It's me, Chelsea


Author : Chelsea Handler
Publisher : Random House
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ISBN : 1448135923
Pages : 272 pages
Rating Book: 4.4/5 (448 users)

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Chelsea Handler is a woman on a mission. She's smart, sassy and not afraid to speak her mind. From an early age Chelsea knew exactly what she wanted and even in the trickiest of situations, she's never one to pass up an opportunity. Like the time she convinced her third-grade class she was shooting movies with Goldie Hawn on location in the Galapagos just to get them to like her, or when she spent the night in a women's prison, contemplating an affair with the inmate who killed her own sister. Chelsea it seems, has done it all, and a whole lot more ... Any mishaps along the way just spur Chelsea on further. Whether she is being dry-humped by a sumo masseur, dumped by her Big Red experiment or kicked out of a London restaurant with her pants down, Chelsea is always armed with an unshakeable disregard for rules and is incapable of leading a quiet life. Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea is an entertaining memoir-in-stories that will have you rolling around with laughter.


Uganda Be Kidding Me

Uganda Be Kidding Me


Author : Chelsea Handler
Publisher : Hachette UK
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ISBN : 1455599727
Pages : 272 pages
Rating Book: 4.5/5 (455 users)

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In this uproarious collection of travel essays, Chelsea Handler sneaks her sharp wit through airport security and delivers her most absurd and hilarious stories ever. On safari in Africa, it's anyone's guess as to what's more dangerous: the wildlife or Chelsea. But whether she's fumbling the seduction of a guide by not knowing where tigers live (Asia, duh) or wearing a bathrobe into the bush because her clothes stopped fitting seven margaritas ago, she's always game for the next misadventure. The situation gets down and dirty as she defiles a kayak in the Bahamas, and outright sweaty as she escapes from a German hospital on crutches. When things get truly scary, like finding herself stuck next to a passenger with bad breath, she knows she can rely on her family to make matters even worse. Thank goodness she has the devoted Chunk by her side-except for the time she loses him in Telluride. Complete with answers to the most frequently asked traveler's questions, hot travel trips, and travel etiquette, none of which should be believed, Uganda Be Kidding Me has Chelsea taking on the world, one laugh-out-loud incident at a time.


Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang


Author : Chelsea Handler
Publisher : Hachette UK
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ISBN : 0446563536
Pages : 135 pages
Rating Book: 4.4/5 (446 users)

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In these personal essays, the hilarious comedian and Chelsea Lately host reflects on family, love life, and the absurdities of adulthood with "cheeky candor" and signature wit (Philadelphia Inquirer). Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the #1 bestselling author of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood. Family moments are fair game, whether it's writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors. It's open season on her love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn't talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into matchmaking gone wild. Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang is good good good good! Chelsea Handler on . . . Being unpopular: "My parents couldn't have been more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that weren't purchased at a pharmacy." Living with her boyfriend: "He's similar to a large toddler, the only difference being he doesn't cry when he wakes up." Appreciating her brother: "He's a certified public accountant, and I have a real life." Arm-wrestling a maid of honor: "It wasn't her strength that intimidated me. It was the starry way her eyes focused on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to feed."


Life Will Be the Death of Me

Life Will Be the Death of Me


Author : Chelsea Handler
Publisher : Dial Press
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ISBN : 0525511784
Pages : 272 pages
Rating Book: 4.2/5 (525 users)

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#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • The funny, sad, super-honest, all-true story of Chelsea Handler’s year of self-discovery—featuring a nerdily brilliant psychiatrist, a shaman, four Chow Chows, some well-placed security cameras, various family members (living and departed), friends, assistants, and a lot of edibles A SKIMM READS PICK • “This will be one of your favorite books of all time.”—Amy Schumer In a haze of vape smoke on a rare windy night in L.A. in the fall of 2016, Chelsea Handler daydreams about what life will be like with a woman in the White House. And then Donald Trump happens. In a torpor of despair, she decides that she’s had enough of the privileged bubble she’s lived in—a bubble within a bubble—and that it’s time to make some changes, both in her personal life and in the world at large. At home, she embarks on a year of self-sufficiency—learning how to work the remote, how to pick up dog shit, where to find the toaster. She meets her match in an earnest, brainy psychiatrist and enters into therapy, prepared to do the heavy lifting required to look within and make sense of a childhood marked by love and loss and to figure out why people are afraid of her. She becomes politically active—finding her voice as an advocate for change, having difficult conversations, and energizing her base. In the process, she develops a healthy fixation on Special Counsel Robert Mueller and, through unflinching self-reflection and psychological excavation, unearths some glittering truths that light up the road ahead. Thrillingly honest, insightful, and deeply, darkly funny, Chelsea Handler’s memoir keeps readers laughing, even as it inspires us to look within and ask ourselves what really matters in our own lives. Praise for Life Will Be the Death of Me “You thought you knew Chelsea Handler—and she thought she knew herself—but in her new book, she discovers that true progress lies in the direction we haven’t been.”—Gloria Steinem “I always wondered what it would be like to watch Chelsea Handler in session with her therapist. Now I know.”—Ellen DeGeneres “I love this book not just because it made me laugh or because I learned that I feel the same way about certain people in politics as Chelsea does. I love this book because I feel like I finally really got to know Chelsea Handler after all these years. Thank you for sharing, Chelsea!”—Tiffany Haddish


My Horizontal Life

My Horizontal Life


Author : Chelsea Handler
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA
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ISBN : 1582346186
Pages : 226 pages
Rating Book: 4.8/5 (582 users)

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The author shares a collection of true-life stories about her romps through the bedrooms of a variety of suitors, documenting her brief encounters with a Vegas stripper, a well-endowed little person, and a cruise ship performer.


Life As I Blow It

Life As I Blow It


Author : Sarah Colonna
Publisher : Villard
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ISBN : 0345528387
Pages : 256 pages
Rating Book: 4.4/5 (345 users)

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In this wickedly funny and irreverent memoir, Chelsea Lately writer and comedian Sarah Colonna opens up about love, life, and pursuing her dreams . . . and then screwing it all up. Sarah believes we all struggle to grow up. Sometimes we want to have fun, not take things too seriously, and have that fourth margarita. Other times we would like to get married, stay in, order Chinese food, and have a responsible, secure life. From her formative years in small-town Arkansas to a later career of dates, drinks, and questionable day jobs, Colonna attempts to reconcile her responsible side with her fun-loving side. Sometimes this pans out, and sometimes she finds herself in Mexico handing out her phone number to anyone who calls her pretty. She moves to Los Angeles to pursue acting, but for years is forced to hone her bartending skills; she wants a serious boyfriend, but won’t give up nights at the bar with her friends. She tries to behave like an adult, but can’t seem to stop acting like a frat boy. In the end, she discovers that there doesn’t have to be just one or the other. And if there’s one thing Colonna has learned from her many missteps, it’s that hindsight is always 100 proof. Includes a Foreword by Chelsea Handler


100 Facts about Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea That Even the Cia Doesn't Know

100 Facts about Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea That Even the Cia Doesn't Know


Author : Chris Strong
Publisher : Lennex
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ISBN : 9785458857369
Pages : 44 pages
Rating Book: 4.5/5 (857 users)

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In this book, we have hand-picked the most sophisticated, unanticipated, absorbing (if not at times crackpot!), original and musing book reviews of "Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea." Don't say we didn't warn you: these reviews are known to shock with their unconventionality or intimacy. Some may be startled by their biting sincerity; others may be spellbound by their unbridled flights of fantasy. Don't buy this book if: 1. You don't have nerves of steel. 2. You expect to get pregnant in the next five minutes. 3. You've heard it all.


Man Up!

Man Up!


Author : Ross Mathews
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
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ISBN : 9781455501809
Pages : 240 pages
Rating Book: 4.0/5 (51 users)

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As a young kid growing up in a farm town, Ross Mathews might as well have wished for a pet unicorn or a calorie-free cookie tree to grow in his front yard. Either of those far-fetched fantasies would have been more likely to come true than his real dream: working in television in Hollywood, California. Seriously, that stuff just doesn't happen to people like Ross. But guess what. It totally did. Now, with his first book, Ross takes us inside his journey as a super-fan, revealing the most embarrassing and hilarious moments of his small-town life and big-city adventures. From learning to swear like a hardened trucker to that time in high school when had to face down the most frightening opponent of all (his girlfriend's lady bits), Ross holds nothing back. Oh, then there's his surprisingly shady past involving the cutest pair of plus-sized women's pajama bottoms, deliciously dangerous pot butter, and embezzled sandwiches. And, of course, how he's managed to turn an obsession with pop-culture into one-on-one interactions with celebrities like Gwyneth Paltrow, Tiffani-Amber Theissen, Madonna, Michelle Kwan, and countless more without ever having a single restraining order issued against him. Infused with Ross's trademark humor, unique voice, and total honesty, MAN UP! is a mission statement for anyone who doesn't fit the mold. His hasn't been the most traditional way to build a career in Hollywood, but Ross has somehow managed to make his mark without ever compromising who he is. He is as serious about this as he is about Golden Girls trivia: You don't need to change who you are to achieve your dreams (although there's nothing wrong with a makeover every now and then). You just need to Man Up!


The Publishers Weekly

The Publishers Weekly


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Pages : 688 pages
Rating Book: 4.3/5 (31 users)

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Chelsea Handler 78 Success Facts - Everything You Need to Know about Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler 78 Success Facts - Everything You Need to Know about Chelsea Handler


Author : Dawn Faulkner
Publisher : Emereo Publishing
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ISBN : 9781488545429
Pages : 90 pages
Rating Book: 4.4/5 (545 users)

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This book is your ultimate resource for Chelsea Handler. Here you will find the most up-to-date 78 Success Facts, Information, and much more. In easy to read chapters, with extensive references and links to get you to know all there is to know about Chelsea Handler's Early life, Career and Personal life right away. A quick look inside: Call Me Crazy: A Five Film - Cast, Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me, Victoria Justice - 2010-present: Victorious and debut album, Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands, In the Motherhood - Casting, Andy Kindler - Stand up, New York Goes to Hollywood - Episodes, The Chelsea Handler Show - Successors and spin-offs, Livingston, New Jersey - Notable natives and residents, Burlesque (2010 American film) - Marketing, Lindsay Lohan - 2012-present: The Canyons and television work, 2011 MTV Movie Awards - Presenters, Chelsea Handler - Chelsea Lately, Web Therapy (TV series) - Recurring, After Lately - Summary, Fun Size - Cast, Mark Cuban - As himself, Chelsea Handler - Books, Irving Azoff, Betty White - 2000-present: Hollywood mainstay and career resurgence, Fun Size - Production, Chelsea Handler - In popular culture, National Lampoon Presents Cattle Call - Characters, Are You There, Chelsea? - Recurring cast, Girls Behaving Badly - Cast, Chelsea Handler - Published works, Kendra Wilkinson - 2009-11: Kendra, marriage, and motherhood, Blended (film) - Production, This Means War (film) - Cast, The Hills (TV series) - Scripting allegations, Chelsea Handler - Performances, Ted Harbert - In pop culture, List of people from New Jersey - G - L, Chelsea Handler - Early life, and much more...


Brandweek

Brandweek


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Book Review Index 2009

Book Review Index 2009


Author : Dana Ferguson
Publisher : Book Review Index Cumulation
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ISBN : 9781414419121
Pages : 1304 pages
Rating Book: 4.1/5 (419 users)

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Book Review Index provides quick access to reviews of books, periodicals, books on tape and electronic media representing a wide range of popular, academic and professional interests. The up-to-date coverage, wide scope and inclusion of citations for both newly published and older materials make Book Review Index an exceptionally useful reference tool. More than 600 publications are indexed, including journals and national general interest publications and newspapers. Book Review Index is available in a three-issue subscription covering the current year or as an annual cumulation covering the past year.


The Advocate

The Advocate


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Elle

Elle


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Broadcasting & Cable

Broadcasting & Cable


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Vanity Fair

Vanity Fair


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Rating Book: 4.1/5 (311 users)

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People

People


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